It’s bad enough that many dog owners don’t pick-up after their pets. But it seems I have a neighbor who bags his (a woman wouldn’t do this) dog’s shit, in a rather haphazard way I might add, and drops the bag in my trash can on days I’ve placed it at the curb for pick-up. Not only is this lazy and irresponsible, it’s disrespectful to the trash collector who has to reach his hand into my trash can to extract bags of legitimate trash. He doesn’t need or deserve to be fishing his hand around in some dog’s poorly bagged shit. And I don’t need to have him thinking I’m the one who booby-trapped him.
So if you’re the perp and if I ever catch you in the act, I’m going to make you clean the inside of my trash can with your tongue!
